Michael Parkinson [2]
You have got to be shitting me, there are no entries for that other cunt of cunts Michael Parkinson!! There are not enough expletives or text in the world to adequately describe this cunt suffice to...
View ArticleSean Penn
I would like to publicly cunt the actor (meh) formerly known as Madonna's leech, Sean Penn. It's seems that Penn has declared himself a staunch ally of El Chupacabra, and is demanding that Britain...
View ArticleKeith Martin
I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care. The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and...
View ArticleAli Disaei [3]
Ali Disaei. Glad this smarmy, lying cunt has been sent back to jail. They should never have let the cunt out in the first place. There might be some justice after all. This time don't let the cunt out...
View ArticleJames McClean
James McClean, new found wonderboy at Sunderland is a contemptible cunt. Happy to play for Northern Ireland at underage level, and avail of the opportunities to put himself in the shop window, this...
View ArticlePrince Charles
In honour of whatever fucking jubilee it is this time I nominate Prince Charles. Hypercritical, organic, away with the fairies, homeopathic, parasitic, clueless, jug eared, married to a fucking horse,...
View ArticleJonathan Ross [4]
I can't believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here? What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never...
View ArticleSue Barker
Sue Barker. Gushing, stretched leather faced, finding stuff absolutely hilarious when it isnt (especially when its a quip on QoS from that cunt Tufnell or the stupid little fuckwit who played rugby...
View ArticleQVC
QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc....
View ArticleKate Garraway
Hairy hamster faced Kate Garraway is an early morning cunt, with faux sincerity oozing from every pore. Get your arse off that settee you cunt, go and get a proper job. Might I suggest Asda checkouts?...
View ArticleDiane Abbott
I can't believe nobody has suggested Diane 'Hypocrite' cunt Abbott as a cunt of the day. "Vote for me if you hate those nasty whiteys". She'd have been better off just tweeting "dirty white cunts" and...
View ArticleFuel Hoarders
All those fucking mong panic buying cunts who have caused mayhem at petrol stations up and down the Country. What a fucking bunch of useless fucking pricks. Would not like to see these cunts in a real...
View ArticleBritish Police
I nominate the British Police 'Service'. On the continent our Gallic cousins pull all the stops out to catch muslim nutter of the month Mohamed Merah and within a few days corner and then quite...
View ArticleKen Bates
Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates is a tight arsed hotel building bearded cunt. Nominated by Kim
View ArticleTube Drivers
I'd like to nominate those lazy tunnel rat cunt tube drivers. Greedy, lazy good for nothing scroungers. £850 for working during the Olympics? Fuck off you greedy cunts. I along with everyone else will...
View ArticleNorovirus
Woke up this morning at 3am, rushed in panic to the bog where my sphincter absolutely exploded. However, the contents of my stomach also exploded out of my mouth at the same time, covering my pants,...
View ArticleJohn and Sally Bercow Bercow
John Bercow the Speaker of the House of Commons along with that cunt of a wife, a pair of cunts better suited to running a massage parlour. Nominated by Viscount Rectum
View ArticlePhil Parkinson
Phil Parkinson the Bradford City football manager is a cunt of highest order. He doesn't know his arse from his elbow, he drops players who are in form and brings in his own cunts who aren't up to the...
View ArticleDead Pool [4]
We have a winner! The Dead Pool 3 has been won by Dioclese [a-fucking-gain] who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket ... therefore becoming a dead cunt. Here's his winning...
View ArticleDominic Littlewood
Dominic Littlewood; short arsed, smug, slap headed pain in the fucking arse type of cunt. Champion of the fuckwitted Mongs and Greedy fucking Bastards amongst us; Like a dwarf white knight on a...
View ArticleThe Jubilee
We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush. Where was the fucking balance? We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch. Where was an alternative...
View ArticleGary Barlow
Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt. Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee...
View ArticleIsACunt Redesign!
This is a Parish Notice. Shut up and listen. The Grumpy Old Twat and TheEye are going to be screwing with website things today. And possibly tomorrow. There will be downtime. It's what we call in the...
View ArticleDan Penteado
Dan Penteado, Fake Biker, Benefit Blagger and Leather God presenter on Rogue Traders. A screw you England fuckwit johnny foreigner type of cunt too dumb to realise that blagging housing benefit while...
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